Some Of The Funniest Calendars You’ve Ever Seen

Today’s date is a very important piece of information. No, today is not a holiday or any other historical date to remember, but in general, everyone wants to know today’s date. Almost everyone will need today’s date to fill out paperwork so we all commonly look to our office calendar or our calendars tacked to the side of the fridge at home. Most calendars will have cute puppies or some type of picture that represents that month. The point is, if you look at a calendar on a daily basis then why not make it something that will put a smile on your face?

So in hopes of making the world a better place, I have come up with a few calendars of my own that I think would be a great fit for anyones office or home. Hope you enjoy them.

Okay, so I mentioned that most calendars consist of cute cuddly dogs or cats, which are great but I found one that kicks it up a notch. Pooches in costumes! This little guy is just the beginning. This little Chihuahua looks like a teddy bear who’s about to draw his sword, adorable with a side of bad ass.

Next, I always wondered why Dachshund’s were associated with weenie dogs, why not bananas? Anyway, if this calendar were tacked to your cubical, it would be sure to bring laughs!

For all my friendly co-workers out there who slave in front of a computer all day long, I know you have come across a website that has pictures of all kinds of funny signs. Well, here is a calendar I hope you will enjoy. Taken from one of the greatest man movies of all time, my hat is off to whoever modified the classic “CAUTION Wet Floor” sign. Perfect place for this sign would be in the Sparti, Greece Airport! Tourists, tread lightly!

This calendar is more of a reminder as many of us hate to go to the dentist, not because of the creepy tools they have laying around but the doctor always busts my balls. The first question out of his mouth, “So how has the flossing been?” I get so stressed out because I know they can tell when I’m lying! Sure it’s something we all know we need to do but how often do you floss? So for those of us who need a kick in the ass to start flossing on a daily basis, just feast your eyes on this every morning!

So there’s been a lot of talk these days about the end of the world approaching. This one is for all of those loyal Nostradamus followers out there who really believe that crap.

Ok I hope you all don’t take this last one personally because I am, by no means, saying that you have a funny looking face. But your friends might, so ask them to do a photo shoot, just don’t tell them what it’s for! This is also a great way to personalize printable calendars!

This was a guest post by Pat Shebby, who is a freelance writer with a lot of experience in killing time at the office… and putting together creative a printable calendar for his officemates.